There are monster movies that defied everyone's expectations GOOD or BAD.
But you see there are a handful of Monster Movies that I literally HATE with a passion so here are the 10 Monster Movies I literally HATE.
#10 Megashark vs Giant Octopus (2009)-What the Fuck? I mean Really This is one of the first of three Megashark movies distributed by The Asylum they are an indie film production company that features alot of low budget direct to video films. That production is known for creating "mockbusters" a mockery of blockbuster films that had been released by major film companies. But this one Why the Fuck didn't they call this Megalodon vs Kraken. Megalodon is a prehistoric giant shark that is bigger than a school of Great white sharks and a Kraken is just a giant octopus. It's Shit. But this is not the only movie that features a Giant Octopus check this next one out.
#9 Tentacles (1977)-You want to talk about Capitalizing on the success of Jaws (1975)-It's the story about a seaside tourist resort called Solana Beach where people are turning up dead their skeletons were picked clean of flesh and bone marrow. Apparently a construction of an underwater tunnel had madden the Kraken as I like to call it and it kills everyone that awakens the beast. So the protagonist Gleason (Bo Hopkins) has a team of trained killer whales destroy the monster. Thank the president of Trojan Construction (Henry Fonda) for letting that beast out to begin with.
#8 Tarantula (1955)-If you thought the last two were bad check this one out it features a giant spider,everybody has a fear of spiders,but they have a bigger fear of tarantulas even a giant tarantula Holy Shit!
#7 Them (1954)-Giant Irradiated Ants that were discovered in New Mexico become a national threat Oh Brilliant Giant Ants Terrorizing a city,We need a Giant Anteater to save us.
#6 The Suckling (1990)-That is Bloody Disgusting abort a baby,flush it down the fucking toilet treating it like it was a piece of shit,lands in some toxic waste transforms into a monster that goes on a killing spree in the clinic. I repeat Bloody Disgusting.
#5 Monster Island (2019)-A complete Mockery of Godzilla King of the Monsters which was released that same year Damnit Asylum you did it again. LAWSUIT!!!!!!
#4 Monster (2008)-In what many say is the worst direct to DVD movie to ever come out and to be honest I agree with that sentiment. I mean what the fuck? Another Giant Octopus laying dormant for years causing earthquakes in of all places Tokyo,Japan. God Awful!!!
#3 Earth vs The Spider (1958)-Another Giant Insect movie Give me a fuckin break. Hate Spiders plain and simple.
#2 Deep Rising (1998)-Here we go again another sea beast,but this one is more of an alien creature than an actual giant octopus but get this they name the monster The Octalus the story follows mercenaries for hire to pilot across a luxury cruise ship in attempts an act of terrorism,little did they all know The Octalus were killing victims one by one the only ones to survive were Treat Williams and Famke Janssen's characters. No wonder why the movie bombed at the box office it was terrible. Why the hell it's regarded as a cult classic is beyond me.
And Now here the #1 Monster Movie I Literally HATE:
#1 JAWS The Revenge (1987):The lowest grossing JAWS film in it's Franchise no wonder why we never got anymore Jaws movies following this one. Nominated for 7 Golden Raspberry Awards. I think after the way Jaws 3 came out four years earlier,it was time to kill the franchise with The Revenge.
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